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“Nothing Can Stop the Smashing Assault of BIG JIM’S P.A.C.K.”

Guys. Stop everything you’re doing. I know I’ve got a schedule, and normally I don’t make unscheduled posts. But all that goes out the window, because I found something that I have to share with all of you. Behold below, printed without alteration, is Big Jim’s P.A.C.K.

This. Is. Awesome.

According to Wikipedia, “Big Jim was a popular line of action figure toys produced from 1972 through 1986 by Mattel for the North American and European markets. In Latin America he was renamed Kid Acero, and for a short period of time, Mark the Strong in Europe. Originally inspired by G.I. Joe, the Big Jim line was smaller in size (closer to 10 inches in height compared to Joe’s 12) and each figure included a push button in the back that made the character execute a karate chop action. The action figure’s arms were made of a soft plastic/vinyl material and contained a mechanism that simulated the bulge of a biceps when the arm was bent. Big Jim was less military-oriented than the G.I. Joe line, having more of a secret agent motif, but also had a large variety of outfits and situations available including sports, space exploration, martial arts, hunting, western, camping and even unusual choices such as fishing and photography.”

There is just too much here. Do I talk about the injustice of a world that would give us not one, but TWO big-budget versions of GI Joe without getting even one chance to see DR. STEEL on the screen? Do I talk about the fact that Big Jim’s superpower is basically “has a gun and a walkie-talkie?” The fact that saying “I can’t promise anyone will survive this mission” is a terrible thing for a leader to say to his troops? The fact that Big Jim looks like he was caught mid-yawn when they took his picture in that portrait? The fact that I don’t think DR. STEEL  is a real doctor? The fact that the original Big Jim series was composed of guys named Big Jim, Big Jack, Big Jeff, and Big Josh (who, no kidding, is described as “Big Jim with a beard”)? Fishing and photography?

Sometimes I find things that I just have to share, Sleepwalkers. Consider this my gift to you.

Check back Thursday for the return to our regular schedule of programming.

For Tim: The Comic Curriculum

Hey, Sleepwalkers.We’ve got a very special post today. My ex-roommate, Tim, has moved to Colorado to pursue his education, and as a parting gift, he’s requested that I provide a list of recommended reading. Thus, I’ve provided the following catalog, a sort of “Comic Curriculum,” if you will. Note: the following list has no relation to any of the many courses being taught at universities around the country. This list is more concerned with the essential readings of the Western comic community, rather than some of the more experimental, daring, literary works (Read: depressing, autobiographical comics by Alison Bechdel and Craig Thompson).

101: The Fundamentals of the Genre
In this class, you’ll be introduced to comics that establish the conventions of the genre. You’ll read the original classics of the genre, the standout works that rattled cages, established comics as a towering art form, and changed the face of comics forever.

Required Texts
-The Amazing Spider-Man, Volume 1, by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko [[Students will note that Marvel's policy of not allowing trade paperbacks to stay in print means that certain volumes will be difficult to track down.]]
-The Adventures of Tintin, by Hergé
-Shazam! Volume 1,  by Bill Parker and C.C. Beck
-The Best of Archie, by Various

Recommended Texts
-The Avengers, Volume 1, by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
-X-Men, Volume 1, by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby
-Superman Chronicles, Volume 1, by Jerry Seigel and Joe Shuster [[Currently out of print; a more expensive hardcover version is available, which is why this textbook was moved from "Required" to "Recommended." Curious students might consider All-Star Superman, by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely.]]

201: The Turning Point
Now that you know where comics started, you can appreciate just why the following comics were so groundbreaking. These comics would not have existed would it not have been for the conventions established in 101–and, ironically enough, their influence has been the standard for every “mature” book since.

Required Texts
-Watchmen, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
-Batman: Year One, by Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelli
-The Dark Knight Returns, by Frank Miller
-The Sandman, by Neil Gaiman and Various
-Preacher, by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon

Recommended Texts
-Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, by Jhonen Vasquez
-Batman: Arkham Asylum, by Grant Morrison and Dave McKean

305: Laughter: The Best Medicine
Every now and then, the sex and violence of modern comics can be stifling. When it all gets too much, it’s good to take a break with some of these stories. For the most part, they’re nothing but good, clean fun (with the exception of Secret Six. But the occasional brutality of that series is offset by humor and done in such a way that it never feel exploitative). All the same, the joy of these comics does not compromise their basic craftsmanship, which is why they are included here.

Required Texts
-Atomic Robo, by Brian Clevinger and Scott Wegener
-Batgirl, by Brian Q. Miller, Pere Perez, and Dustin Ngyuen
-Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E., by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen.
-Secret Six, by Gail Simone, Nicola Scott, and Jim Califiore
-Empowered, by Adam Warren

Recommended Texts
-Darkwing Duck, by Ian Brill and James Sylvani
-Cowboy Wally, by Kyle Baker

425: Special Topics–Brian K. Vaughan
Sometimes funny, sometimes brutal, always entertaining, Vaughan has earned a reputation as a master craftsman whose comics tackle everyday problems in  a way that makes them both unrecognizable and universal. His long-form stories (Y: The Last Man and Ex Machina) are a clinic on world-building, and The Escapists is not only a fantastic companion to a fantastic novel, it’s a startling exploration of the comic medium.

-Y: The Last Man, by Brian K. Vaughan and Pia Guerra
-Ex Machina, by Brian K. Vaughan and Tony Harris
-The Escapists, by Brian K. Vaughan and Philip Bond

Recommended Reading
-Runaways, by Brian K. Vaughan and Adrian Alphona

500: Senior Thesis
Screw your head on tight for this one. These are the metacomics, the comics about comics, and in one case, the comics about comics about comics (which is just ridiculous). Anyway, these books merit not one, not two, but often three, four, or five readings before you fully understand them–which is why they’re the end of the course.

-Flex Mentallo, by Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely
-Seven Soldiers, by Grant Morrison and Various
-Planetary, by Warren Ellis and John Cassaday
-The Bulletproof Coffin, by David Hine and Shaky Kane

And that’s about it! Of course, this is only a smattering, and while my goal was to give as broad a look at Western comics as I could, this list is in no way comprehensive. There are three major omissions in this list: newspaper comics (such as the brilliant Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson), manga (about which I am woefully ignorant; what you need is some vast repository of information at your fingertips to tell you what to read, but good luck finding that), and the aforementioned depressing, black and white autobiographies. If you feel like you need to sound smart pretentious in front of your friends, go ahead and read Fun Home by Alison Bechdel and Blankets by Craig Thompson. Then never shut up about how much they changed your life.

So there you go, Tim. Hopefully, this is a good start. Trust me, everybody has their own list like this, and I’m willing to bet that there’s quite a bit of overlap. Good luck in Colorado, and good luck with all this reading! And to all the rest of the Sleepwalkers out there–consider this list an endorsement. Take care, and thanks for allowing me the unscheduled update!

DC Announces “Phantom Lady”

If you haven’t been over to The Source today, you might have missed this little announcement: An upcoming four-issue miniseries by Justin Gray and Jimmy Palmiotti about the Phantom Lady, one of the original members of Uncle Sam’s Freedom Fighters:

The series will be illustrated by one Cat Scaggs, whose covers on Smallville Season 11 remind me of nothing so much as the generall phenomenal Francis Manupul, and I’m going to go ahead and tell you, Sleepwalkers, I’m kind of excited about this. Not only because, you know, more female characters and creators (although I think if I talk about that enough, Laura Hudson might notice me and decide to give me a job), and not only because announcements like this give me hope for the Metal Men miniseries I dream about, but because Gray and Palmiotti are familiar with this character. They wrote Phantom Lady, Doll Man, and the rest of Uncle Sam’s team in the Freedom Fighters ongoing back in 2010, and included the Freedom Fighters in their Battle for Blüdhaven miniseries right after Infinite Crisis.

Of note: The Battle for Blüdhaven miniseries will be featured soon on this very blog as part of the final installment on “The Complete History of the Atomic Knights.” So there’s that.

So I’m excited about this. Gray and Palmiotti are nothing if not a consistent team, and I continue to applaud DC’s efforts to explore their B-, C-, and D-List characters. The Shade, for example, has been one of the most beautiful and entertaining titles in recent memory, and the recent announcement about National Comics gives me great hope for the future of fun, quirky one-shot stories.

So, congratulations, DC. A fan-favorite creative team? A strong female lead AND a female artist? A C-Lister just begging to burst out? A cover by Amanda Conner?

How soon can I throw my money at you?

That’s all we have for today, Sleepwalkers! Thanks for allowing me the unscheduled post. Check back on Monday for the next installment in The Complete History of the Atomic Knights, where we get to see a new version of the future!

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