Archive for April, 2012

The Atomic Sleepwalker Presents: The Complete History of the Atomic Knights, Part II

Hey Sleepwalkers! I’m here with the oft-promised and oft-delayed second part to my five-part history of John Broome and Murphy Anderson’s 1960 masterpiece, The Atomic Knights! For part one, click here.

When we last left our heroes, they had discovered nuke-proof armor, overthrown the local warlord, and banded together to be a force for law and order and an unlawful post-apocalyptic society. Unfortunately for the Atomic Knights, “law and order” in this context means less giving out parking tickets and more dealing with giant crystal monsters…

A band of de-evolved humans in a New York City bomb shelter…

A bunch of psychic Id monsters…

Actual, literal Atlanteans from actual, literal Atlantis…

Space invaders out to steal Earth’s metal…

Mole people intent on blacking out the sun…

A bunch of walking, telepathic plants that throw explosive berries…

Post-apocalyptic Hitler…

And my personal favorite, the King of New Orleans.

What’s actually pretty astounding about Atomic Knights is not just the sheer variety of the villains, or even the crazy, inventive ways the Knights go about fighting them: it’s also a clinic on world building. Atomic Knights has a grip on its own internal canon that other, more well-known comics could only dream of. For example, take the most iconic part of the series: the suits of armor. The suits are vital, both within the story and without. If the knights didn’t have the armor, they’re just some dudes slowly dying of radiation sickness. With them, they can be heroes. But as the series goes on, you see the Knights wearing fewer pieces of the armor. They’ve lost a greave here, or a gauntlet there. You really believe that these people are going around the country having these dangerous adventures.

Or look elsewhere. Remember those ambulatory plant people? Well, turns out they’re called the Trefoils, and this dude named Henderson decided to cultivate them, presumably because what the hell else is there to do? Anyway, Henderson shows off his floral monstrosity to Bryndon, who’s so psyched he runs back to tell Gardner. Then Gardner lays down one of my favorite moments of the entire series:

That “strange incident” that Gardner didn’t think was important? Yeah, this is it:

Walk through this one with me Sleepwalkers. Gardner Grayle, de facto leader of this little community, heard about a giant plant attacking a farmer, and DIDN’T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT. That kills me every time. The crazy thing? Or, sorry, the crazier thing? It makes perfect sense. Earlier in the series, you’d get the Knights leaping into action at the first sign of trouble. “A note on a kite? Might be a crystal monster!” “A weird new continent? Well that bears checking out!” But by the middle of the run, they’re so much more jaded. “Walking plants? Let me know when something actually important happens.” There’s a point where one of those psychic Id monsters shoots radiation bolts at Doug Herald, and he just keeps it to himself.

But that’s only the first part of this series’ incredible consistency. Because those plants? They show up again.

And again.

What you have here are Broome and Anderson meticulously crafting a world that always, always, always follows its own rules, even if those rules are psychotic. For example, those giant Dalmatians?

Nothing in that passage is any more or less fantastic than anything in this comic, and that’s a feat. Essentially Broome and Anderson have created a comic that lays all its cards on the table from the start. If you’re willing to believe any part of the world they’ve built, you’ll be able to believe all of it. And that means they get to go nuts.

For example, a lot of the threats the Knights face aren’t exactly punchable; sure, the Atlanteans are good for a brawl or two, and those Trefoils are always down for a scrap, but the Crystal Monster? The Id monsters? Those require a more cerebral approach. Which leads to great scenes like this one, where the Knights use the CM’s greed against it:

Or you get scenes like during the episode in New Orleans, where the Knights find out a King has brainwashed a staff of doctors (doctors, obviously, having great worth in post-apocalyptic America). Imagine you’re John Broome. You have to figure out a way to get your characters to free a city full of mind-controlled surgeons. What are you going to do?

If you answered “smooth jazz,” you are either John Broome or you’re lying.

Atomic Knights might just be a curiosity now, another product of DC’s Silver Age, but trust me on this–it’s a comic that wasn’t afraid to go places that other comics wouldn’t dare to go, and it very few comics have gone  there since. And, as we’ll see in the coming weeks, it’s the fodder for some pretty classic stories in their own right.

That’s all the time we have for today, Sleepwalkers, but remember: it’s a dangerous world out there. Watch out for mole people, and remember:

They shall not pass!

Inner Monologue: Batman #8

Comics have an advantage over film because of their ability to accurately portray the private thoughts of characters. Through such devices as the thought balloon or caption box, comics have the uncanny talent to get in the minds of our favorite heroes. But what if the comics DIDN’T tell us what the characters were thinking? How would we know? Well, you can’t–at least, you couldn’t. But now, with  “Inner Monologues,” you can! 

Last week, DC kicked of their first official crossover event: The Night of the Owls! If you’re like me, you thrilled to this issue, but you wanted to know exactly what was going through Batman’s head. Also, if you’re like me, you need a job, but that’s neither here nor there.

Batman

Man, I am just the BEST at brooding. I should tell Alfred to leave the lights off more often. Seriously, check this: the silhouette. The hands in the pockets. The eyes. This is VINTGAGE brooding. I should do this more often.

 Also, note to self: tell Alfred to install tiny versions of Gotham City all over the mansion. I like feeling like a giant.

Alfred Oh, yes, to be sure. The big fearsome crime fighter can’t have the low-level laser illumination hurting his widdle eyes. Tell me, Master Bruce: how is it you have time to bitch about the mood lighting but you have yet to give me a gift for my birthday? Even Damien remembered. It was a severed thumb with a note that read ‘The penalty for failing me, Pennyworth,’ but at least it was SOMETHING.

Batman

Actually, no, this is pretty cool. Laser towers.

Note to self: contact Lucius. See about the feasibility of installing laser towers in Gotham City.

Okay, let’s do a quick summary. Half-blind, and getting worse. Four…let’s say five cracked ribs. Stitches are still fresh on the punctured appendix. Little bit of residual internal bleeding, that could start back any minute now. Dehydrated. Malnourished. Still haven’t had a decent night’s sleep.

Time to kick ass.

Wake up in the mornin’ feelin’ like P. Diddy, I grab my glasses I’m out the door I’m ‘bout to hit this city OF ALL THE TIMES TO GET A SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

Note to self: confiscate Alfred’s iPod. Or his speakers. At the very least, lay down some very specific ground rules about when it is appropriate for Ke$ha and when it is not. Namely, never. If he keeps this up, I’m tempted to keep pretending I’ve forgotten his birthday.

Additional note to self: Write a note to self about Alfred’s birthday so you won’t forget next time.

HOLY LUMPING TRUCK NUTS, BATMAN! Oh man, this is so exciting! I’m such a big fan! Should I—should I say something? What? “Hey, I heard you were getting your own series. JMS is a hell of a guy, isn’t he?” No. Too familiar. “Sorry about Alan Moore, I heard you guys were close.”No. Ah well. Guess I just fall back to violence.

Hope you give a thumbs-up to this POST!

God, that was terrible.

Ha ha, kick to the face.

I think I pulled my stitches.

Alfred

I can…what? What, exactly, can I do against the cadre of immortal assassins? Maybe I can make them some stew. Everybody likes stew, right? Maybe I can press their cowls. I’ve had a lot of cowl-pressing experience.

Oh man, he’s dead. Need to dust off the ol’ resume. Maybe the Teen Titans could use a butler.

Batman

Oh, another one. Guess that last one wasn’t Nite Owl after all.

This is embarrassing.

What are those, song lyrics? Sounds like…who’s that one guy? The “You’re Beautiful” guy? Got to ask Alfred about that one. At least it’s better than Ke$ha before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack DAMMIT!

‘Cause when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back, I’m talking ’bout pedicures on our toes, toes, tryin’ on all our clothes, clothes SON OF A BITCH!

Heh. Stick around.

What is WRONG with me tonight?

Ha! “No Bruce, don’t bother installing a tunnel from the chimney into the Batcave, you’ll never use it! It’s a money sink, Bruce! Think of how much it will cost to have that insulated, Bruce!”

Who’s the idiot now, Alfred?

Alfred

Penny for your thoughts, BITCH! Wait, no, that was bad. I can do better. Ahem.

That hit was CENT-sational!

Ah, yes. That’s better. Now, it would be such a shame to let all this good meat go to waste—oh. Master Bruce. I’ll let you take it from here, then, shall I?

Batman

And now to see who you REALLY are!

Jenkies! Edward Cullen, is that you? What are you doing so far from Repressed Sexuality, Washington? Maybe…maybe I can just put the mask back on, okay?

Alfred

Okay, this is a bit much. Homicidal clowns? Sure. Giant crocodiles? Hell, I killed three of those with my bare hands when I served with Her Majesty’s Royal Air Force. Mister Freeze? More like Mister Puh-leeze. But owl-sassins? This is outside of my pay grade. You think cleaning up bat @#$% is easy? I’m not adding owl pellets to that mess. Bruce, consider this my resignation.

Oh, sure, the armory. That’s a good idea. The one place in the Batcave with one entrance and exit. “World’s Greatest Detective” indeed.

Batman

Yeah, don’t worry about me, Alfred. You just hang out in the comfy heated recliner. I’ll go out and pulverize the immortal killers.

That wasn’t meant to be sarcastic, by the way. I’m tired of running. Time to wreck some birds.

HELL YES! RUN, BIRDIES, RUN! HA HA! “Never going to use the giant Bat-suit,” am I, Alfred? “Can’t justify the expense,” can I Lucius? WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

I am. I am the GIANT BATMAN.

That’s all the time we have for today Sleepwalkers. Remember–it’s a bird-eat-bat world out there. Watch your backs.

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